The goal is not to be a toilet. The goal is to be the only toilet worth shitting in.
Today at work, a woman asked me if I was “taking a painting class.” So this is finally healed, and it looks damn fabulous (which is great, because it hurt like hell), so I figured I’d post it. All the cred in the world goes to tina from bethesda tattoo in bethesda, md.
the seven bells of necromancy [x]
(Source: salmakia, via emergencysalt)
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo - 1902
She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her “I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both.”