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Oct 13

thegeekyblonde:

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

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Oct 05

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Oct 04

clitmassacre:

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris offers my absolute favorite descriptions of Easter. I only hope that I can one day be asked what Easter is so that I can say these things.

clitmassacre:

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris offers my absolute favorite descriptions of Easter. I only hope that I can one day be asked what Easter is so that I can say these things.

Sep 26

[video]

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

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magog83:

Oh Britain.

magog83:

Oh Britain.

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Anonymous said: If you were a dude....would you have a big penis?

gabbysilang:

Well, sweet nonnie, first off let’s make sure we understand that being a dude doesn’t always mean you have a penis, and having a penis doesn’t always mean you’re a dude, that I could very well have a penis while still being a woman, and that my own gender identity leans towards the genderqueer, complicated sometimes by my current penchant for dressing relatively femme…let’s phrase this as “If you were a person who has a penis, would you have a big penis?”

I have no idea, anon! My hands are a bit  relatively big for my body, and so are my feet, so there’s that? Ok, yeah, let’s go with that. I would have the biggest goddamn schlonger you have ever seen, irl or on the internet. It would inconvenience me on the daily.  I’d have a note from my doctor so that the TSA would know not to be alarmed during my pat-down. It would be the size of a 10-yr-old child. It would be registered to vote. 

Sep 24

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Sep 23

“Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched” — A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

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