welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris offers my absolute favorite descriptions of Easter. I only hope that I can one day be asked what Easter is so that I can say these things.
The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.
this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
Anonymous said: If you were a dude....would you have a big penis?
Well, sweet nonnie, first off let’s make sure we understand that being a dude doesn’t always mean you have a penis, and having a penis doesn’t always mean you’re a dude, that I could very well have a penis while still being a woman, and that my own gender identity leans towards the genderqueer, complicated sometimes by my current penchant for dressing relatively femme…let’s phrase this as “If you were a person who has a penis, would you have a big penis?”
I have no idea, anon! My hands are a bit relatively big for my body, and so are my feet, so there’s that? Ok, yeah, let’s go with that. I would have the biggest goddamn schlonger you have ever seen, irl or on the internet. It would inconvenience me on the daily. I’d have a note from my doctor so that the TSA would know not to be alarmed during my pat-down. It would be the size of a 10-yr-old child. It would be registered to vote.
Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched — A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)