Anonymous said: If you were a dude....would you have a big penis?
Well, sweet nonnie, first off let’s make sure we understand that being a dude doesn’t always mean you have a penis, and having a penis doesn’t always mean you’re a dude, that I could very well have a penis while still being a woman, and that my own gender identity leans towards the genderqueer, complicated sometimes by my current penchant for dressing relatively femme…let’s phrase this as “If you were a person who has a penis, would you have a big penis?”
I have no idea, anon! My hands are a bit relatively big for my body, and so are my feet, so there’s that? Ok, yeah, let’s go with that. I would have the biggest goddamn schlonger you have ever seen, irl or on the internet. It would inconvenience me on the daily. I’d have a note from my doctor so that the TSA would know not to be alarmed during my pat-down. It would be the size of a 10-yr-old child. It would be registered to vote.
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