So, um, I registered for Pottermore, at the behest of my housemate, still ignorant to its purposes and/or designs. I have watched (with respect!) over the past few weeks(?) while my beloved Tumblrs freak out and sweat and faint and cry and throw their laptops across the screen over not being able to register, so I feel kind of bad that I just waltzed in and everything was fine. Uh.
Anyway, I’m PatronusShield73, which as I just told aforementioned housemate, sounds like it should be a dental dam brand. (This statement should not indicate a lack of knee-shaking love for either Harry Potter TM or dental dams. …though admittedly I have never used/experienced the use of the latter.)
I popped in and looked around (obvs it’s all still ‘coming soon’ and such) but…even after finally registering, I’m still NOT SUPER CLEAR on what Pottermore is Potterfore. (Do you see what I did there.) And by ‘not super clear’ I mean ‘not even vaguely clear, like when you’re looking through those foggy bathroom glass-brick facades.’
A little illumination, gentlemen?